Dear Carolyn,
Why should I put the toilet seat down? Why shouldn’t she put it up?
I am seriously pissed about this.

Corky

Dear Corky,
I assume you want an explanation for why you should do the right thing and put the seat down? Because if you are looking for a logical, fair accounting for the pros and cons of up or down, I’m not your gal. Relationship stuff is not always fair or equally divisible by two. And make no mistake; the great toilet seat debate is ALWAYS about the relationship.
Just put the seat down already.
I’m just say’n,
Carolyn