I'm Just Say'n
Lite relationship advice for truckers
June 1, 2011
What a woman says and what she really means!
Dear Carolyn,
My girlfriend is obviously mad at me. Every time I ask her what’s wrong, she’s says, “nothing.” Why can’t a woman just say what she means? When she say’s “nothing,” I say, “fine.”
Bruce
Dear Bruce,
How’s that working out for ya? You can tell how mad a woman is by how fast she answers “nothing,” to the annoying question, “what’s the matter?” I can’t fix this for you Brucie Baby. I suggest you figure out how you are annoying her and then– stop doing it.
I’m just say’n,
Carolyn
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Bruce,
It’s a Natural Law we did not study in school:
“The speed in which a woman says ‘nothing’ when asked ‘what’s wrong?’ is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that’s coming.”
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.” The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports to the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust every natural resource I have made. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”
The lesson I’ve learned in life for getting along with a woman is the man’s final words to her. And that’s…Yes Dear!
Very funny!!!