Be glad the good folks at Duke Cannon Supply Co. seem to have had truckers in mind when they crafted their Naval Supremacy Thick High-Viscosity body wash. It claims its Thick line of body washes are “built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.” They add:
“Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don’t get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day’s work.”
And, it even smells good. Duke Cannon says, “The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air.”
It also has aloe vera to hydrate and protect your skin.
